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The cannibal smiled in glee

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Yesterday I asked a beautiful homeless lady if I could take her home.

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Saw the Japanese version of 'Squid Game'

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'Incest porn is the most family friendly genre of porn.'

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This will be the second time we can’t go to Hawaii because of COVID

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The Judge looked down upon me and bellowed, “My god, you are simply the lowest of the low!”

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After my arm being crushed under a rock for 3 days I finally gained the courage to cut my arm off with the pocket knife in my left pocket.

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My girlfriend begged me to take her to the local auction house.

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The cadaverous hands reached through the broken window towards her.

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By messing up the punchline.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The cannibal smiled in glee	15
Yesterday I asked a beautiful homeless lady if I could take her home.	15
Saw the Japanese version of 'Squid Game'	15
'Incest porn is the most family friendly genre of porn.'	15
This will be the second time we can’t go to Hawaii because of COVID	15
The Judge looked down upon me and bellowed, “My god, you are simply the lowest of the low!”	15
After my arm being crushed under a rock for 3 days I finally gained the courage to cut my arm off with the pocket knife in my left pocket.	15
My girlfriend begged me to take her to the local auction house.	14
The cadaverous hands reached through the broken window towards her.	14
By messing up the punchline.	14